Good and Bad news A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will be on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news? Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead...
A cute love story with happy ending One day somebody proposed u! U said: "i am Not interested." This way, somebody lived a happy life .
Call u later Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number: "Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen..
A man to Siripala A man to Siripala Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Siripala rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said: "He's not my friend."
Fullform of COLLEGE C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college
Siripala Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Siripala: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
Hard work Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!
Romance Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
Day to propose Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
ECG
ECG if u go out with wife
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ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
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After engagement! Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU
Smile
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!!
Order eka. Kasada bandinawa kiyana ekath yaluwoth ekka resturent ekakata gihin kama order karanawa wage.thamanta ona de order kalata passeth anith aya order karapuwa dakkama hithenawa ewama order kalanam kiyala.
